Friday, 20 February 2015

45 seconds......

45 Seconds And That’s Your Lot!

by Brian Kennedy

published in the May 2013 Wexford Youths match programme

There are a number of reasons why Waterford United needs to be back at the League of Ireland top table in 2014. A successful promotion to boost confidence. A renewed interest in the city.
The prying of barstooling bottoms from the local pub to the RSC, with the extra revenue it brings, and of course mixing it with the best the country has to offer.
But for me it’s down to one word.
COVERAGE.
Coverage because it feels like there is a media blackout in the First Division. Everyone knows the gates are low. Clubs are being more elaborate in finding ways to get people through the turnstiles. A successful Waterford United on a promotion push will bring more to the RSC but even then it would mean rather less than 1,500. A Premier League Blues taking on Shamrock Rovers in the first game of the season should really double that, gain more column inches and who knows, maybe mark the appearance of a TV crew at the RSC for the first time since about 1864 (OK since Dundalk last year!)
MNS
MNS could be easily adapted to include First Division coverage
You see outside the eight clubs currently in the First Division, nobody wants to know. Not the RTE News when they display Premier scores and forget us. Column inches are very small, along the lines of ‘Waterford drew 0-0 and there were no chances so they’re still mid-table.’ And even on MNS, a programme dedicated solely to the League of Ireland, the First Division is flashed up just with scores, taking less than two minutes of an hour long broadcast.
Obviously the only time United might come into focus is when the play-offs beckon, and even then it’s left to TG4, but I suppose us beggars can’t be choosers. But when you look at the coverage a rejuvenated Limerick are getting this season it makes you envious. 5,000 at their first home Premier game in almost 20 years, TV coverage and above all, Stuart Taylor has his men holding their own with the cream of the crop.
I mean seriously. How hard would it be to spread a little more coverage of the First Division? Most clubs video their games. These could be edited down to three minutes coverage per game, totalling only a dozen minutes of highlights. Make MNS a 90 minute programme and Bob’s your uncle. A fairly modest alteration to give fair and equal coverage to the entire league.
I’m not alone in this, many people I chatted to on my travels were annoyed at this lack of coverage. This isn’t sour grapes. Our near neighbours and opponents tonight have also been starved of coverage – their one bright spot a fantastic 2008 EA Sports Cup run with brought the Youths to a final showdown against Derry City. The less said about that 90 minutes the better maybe, but in fairness it was against an all-conquering Candystripes side that specialise in winning League Cups.
It’s bad enough that followers of each First Division club see the division as the graveyard of Irish football without being shunned by television and the print media. Local coverage in local press will always exist but that’s not the point.
Yes I’m envious. Yes it hurts we don’t play the Hoops, Candystripes or St Pat’s every other week. It seems like a lifetime since we duelled with such teams. In fact it’s only been six years, but that’s six years too long!
Of course this argument brings me back to the elephant in the room… One League… One Division… One happy family.
For quite a while now the 16-team, one-tier league has been touted. Some would say unfairly as apparently the shouting all seems to come from the sides alienated from the top tier, but it’s simply not true to say it’s only the First Division clubs that want in on the action. Travels to Donegal or Galway for cash strapped clubs like those around us, could be offset by money spinning games against Cork, Rovers or most of the Dublin clubs. Long trips to the West which can hit the purse strings can be recouped by home matches against Drogheda, Sligo and Dundalk. You could relegate the bottom two each season, leave a handful of smaller clubs (FC Carlow, Tralee Dynamos, Tolka Rovers), fight it out for promotion and see how that works.
It’s not the way to get in there. It wouldn’t be my choice of heralding Waterford United into a new division. We all want glory and winning a title or success via a play-off is the way to go.
Having a rant here won’t change anything. Even if I wrote for a national tabloid this plea for a few more column inches for the First Division would fall on deaf ears. Is there room to show a First Division round up on TV each week? Yes I’m sure there is. God surely there’s even a facility to show First Division highlights each week online.
Let’s hope that things pick up on the field of play that by the end of the season we’ll still be involved at the business end of things. The First Division has become the proverbial millstone around the neck, and until there comes such a time that we get promoted, regain our place in the top tier and get rid of the awful ‘sleeping giant’ tag, it’ll mean 45 seconds on MNS, a results flash on the screen, and a few paragraphs you’d read in the time it takes to boil a kettle.

Thursday, 12 June 2014

A FUN LOOK AT WHAT WILL & WON'T HAPPEN AT BRAZIL 2014


VUVUZELAS
The man who invented this plastic trumpet-shaped demon from four years ago should have been brought to trail, found guilty of killing the atmosphere in a 50,000 stadia and put to death by a public stoning. The face he hasn’t and Oscar Pistorius is still walking around free is a crime in itself.


AFRICA- ASK ME TANK!

The second greatest player in the world has always talked up an African country winning a World Cup (as does the hideous lump of lard calling the shots at FIFA); hence the generous allocation to African teams in basically a piss-poor continent bar 4 or 5 nations. The facts weigh strongly against this – since 1930 no team from Africa has made a final, let alone the last four. 2010 did present a chance for Ghana in the Quarter-Finals with the last kick of their game against Uruguay when Luis Suarez blatantly handed Stephen Appiah’s goalbound effort on the line. A nation held its breath (including the Vuvuzela assholes) only for Asamoah Gyan to hit the crossbar. In was only going one way after that .The sight of Suarez celebrating from the sidelines was in poor taste- thankfully it’s the last time the man has been involved in controversy.

SOUTH AMERICA OR EUROPE
Blatantly obvious but the winner will come from either continent, and the fact the heat, humidity, and professional gamesmanship are all in South America’s favour  it’s hard to look beyond the winner coming from south of the equator.
Spain, Germany and maybe Italy will have something to say about it but the facts state that four times the World Cup has been played in South America (1930 Uruguay, 1950 Brazil, 1962 Chile, 1978 Argentina ,) have all been won by either the hosts (like Uruguay in 1950 and Argentina in ’78) or a neighbouring country. Even if you throw in a hot humid country like Mexico who’ve hosted it twice, you’ll see Brazil won it there in 1970 with the greatest Jules Rimet  cup winning side in history and 1986 when Diego Armando Maradona single-handily won a World Cup on his own – oh and Burruchaga scoring in the final.
In fact Spain is the only European country to have won the trophy outside of Europe.

ENGLAND & PENALTIES

It must be a source of utter bemusement for Roy Hodgson let alone every England fan the country wide that when it comes to placing a ball on a white spot 12 yards from goal and hitting the onion bag, England fail so consistently. Pundits would have you believe the Premiership is the greatest league in the world (Spain, Germany & Italy will boast the same, and quite rightly) but the art of Premier players mastering their demons from 11 metres on the world stage has yet to be exorcised. The closest England have come since ’66 was Bobby Robson’s 1990 side , a side who again lost on penalties in a semi-final that was dominated by an overrated Geordie, the right-place-right-time Lineker and those German penalties.
They just don’t miss do they....Don’t they Mr. Ozil!
If you factor in the European Championships, where England beat Spain in 1996, England have won one of six shootouts, with a 68 per cent conversion rate (21 scored, 10 missed). 

Maybe this year will be different. England, despite some exciting raw new talent, backed up by some old stagers aren’t expected to do anything. They are 28/1 for a reason, but maybe this will take the pressure off.

A BIG HEADED TURTLE

Just like we had an octopus with an insane spot on prediction before certain World Cup games four years ago, the Brazilians have got in on the act.
There’s a turtle sanctuary north of Salvador where Big Head the loggerhead is channelling the cosmos (probably) to make predictions for each game. It’s a bit like that Paul in South Africa, but a turtle.
The 25-year-old is predicting the results by choosing one of three fish, with a fish representing each of the teams in a given fixture and a third fish representing a draw. Big Head initially appeared to back Brazil-Croatia to end in a draw, but slowly turned away and crawled purposefully, menacingly to the Brazilian fish, which he devoured.


GOAL-LINE TECHNOLOGY


Finally we are coming out of the Stone Age an embracing what should have been embraced years ago. The traditionalists and Alan Hansen would have you believe it makes a mockery of the game to ‘Go down the route which could end like American football’ but in the name of justice and fair play (and weeding out Ref’s or linesman who get paid with a brown envelope and a painted hussy back in their hotel room) then it had to come in.


No goal: Mistakes such as the one which saw Frank Lampard's goal against Germany in 2010 not awarded should be a thing of the past with goal-line technology introduced

THE DARK HORSE

Always touted before a World Cup tournament. Expected to do well, but more often than not, fall on their faces. Has there ever been a dark horse that’s won a major soccer tournament? The only one that springs to mind came in the European Championships (Czechlovakia in 1976 and Denmark in 1992); however the tag this year falls on a country making their first appearance in the World Cup since 2002.
Vincent Kompany, Thibaut Coutois, Jan Vertonghen, Daniel van Buyten, Eden Hazard etc. Belgium are no longer only the hipster’s choice. They have an easy group but will likely face either Germany or Cristiano Ronaldo in the second round. An exciting prospect (unfortunate to be missing Beneteke), maybe they will give the competition an exciting outsider that may surprise a few people.


THE ADOPTED SIDE

Per usual through a mixture of Trap & Crap we aren't strutting our stuff at Brazil 2014. This once again means us Irish will have to adopt a team to support and stick with them throughout the four weeks - if they last that long.
Given the fact they kicked anything that moved, had the grace of a moose of black ice and showed a level of football even close to the Welsh League I think Honduras might be the nation to watch....to get destroyed that it.

ADRIAN CHILES

There are many, many words that can describe both Chiles and ITV , but, well, you already know them. Chiles is they type of oaf you'd gladly tie to a tree and batter him to death with an oar and not a blind bit of notice would be taken , whilst ITV's love of going  to show an ad about erectile dysfunction (shame on you Pele) while a game is in progress has become legendary.
Give them credit though - on covering England's 2010 Group game with USA they last a huge 4 minutes before making a balls of seeing Steven Gerrard score for England. We wait in wonder to see what they will bring us this year.






Monday, 19 May 2014

Jenna Keane : Young Head On Old Shoulders


By this point practically every one of you reading this blog will have been visited by a multitude of local election hopefuls, promising the earth moon & stars (and probably delivering on none) should they get into office. Be it an enthusiastic first time novice or seasoned weather beaten campaigner looking for the vote one more time, (conveniently mentioning your father and father before voted by the party he's pedaling) in order to secure one more term.
There was a saying that went 'They're all a pack of gangsters but you want the right gangster working for you!" With the demise of Fianna Fail at the last election, hopes were actually high that the Fine Gael/Labour ticket might actually work. I mean after all Enda was going to burn the bondholders, stop any closure of hospitals and fly into Europe with his cape and S logo on chest to tell Angela Merkel to fuck herself.....
                                  Of course here we are in 2014, Shatter's been shattered, Gilmore continues his deer-in-the-headlight pose when asked about anything, James Reilly - the Freddy Kruger of the HSE - forces closures of hospitals with front line staff like nurses working for 80% of their pay. As for Super-Kenny , Angela's opened her blouse, revealed a bra of kryptonite and forced into the lap-dog position he'll hold until the next general election.
The only thing that bucks this trend is the phenomenal rise in the Independent candidate. If you put together every Independent currently holding a seat in Dail Eireann you would see the satisfaction rate in 27% , higher then any of the other parties. People would rather trust a candidate, local or national, with no allegiance to any party then established groups like Fine Gael or Labour.
On a local front it's also refreshing to see not only local independent candidates, but their age bracket. That the young ones among us are not frightened to knock on a door, look for a vote and portray a genuine love of what they are doing and a determination to put things right.
With this in mind if you are giving you vote to someone (and remember there's no point bitching about things if you don't vote) you should look in the direction of Jenna Keane - a young girl with a knowledge beyond her years.
Here's a little Q&A....

1. Your entry into this year’s local elections seems to have continued a trend of young people embracing politics, what got you interested in what is seen as a thankless job by some? Any job can be perceived as thankless, and many are. However, that should never play a part in an individual’s decision to endeavour something they may be passionate about. For me personally, I have tried the conventional – third level education for five years, part time/full time employment along the route, but to no avail. None of that keeps the fire in my belly burning – not to sound too clichéd. I am grateful for such opportunities, and they have played an active role in my taking the plunge to, as they say, ‘put my head on the chopping block’. Having been educated in the field of communication, law, media relations and journalism I want to take the non-conventional route and use the skills I have cultivated for the greater good. 
With regard to what stemmed my interest in politics – injustice. I have never been affiliated to any political party. In fact, I have avoided it my entire life as I felt it was beyond my reach. But when you live as a young person in today’s society, you can easily succumb to feeling of not being ‘good’, ‘capable’, ‘pretty’ or ‘intelligent’ enough to attempt the ‘unattainable’. It’s time the youth broke the stereotype of the ‘entitled generation’.

2. There are those that feel local representatives have their hands tied with real issues, and that decision making comes from higher up (ie - the Dail) If elected what local issues would you tackle first? The system continues to operate a closed door policy. None of us really know the limitations a local councillor faces, until we sit in their seat. It seems the lack of change, and the increasing injustice we face as a community has led us to believe that a local councillor does not exercise any excess power above the average person. Whether or not that is the reality, it is time for representatives to step out of the line. As a local councillor, the sole purpose of your job is to represent your people, and to me that means going above and beyond any measure to do so. Waterford needs representatives that are not afraid to stand up for their rights, now more so than ever. If elected my first priority would be to firmly extend community development services to each and every doorstep. Additionally, and in order to do so, we need to start prioritising properly. The groundwork focus needs to be on the people, and the people are feeling defeated. We have a huge backlog in such services, to include counselling services, medical services – services that are imperative to a person’s life. Mental health awareness is crucial for the people of our home. That includes the youth and the elderly generation. It is something that we must rapidly give preference to. 3. It can't be easy putting your neck on the block, deciding to run for office and beginning the arduous task of going door to door convincing people to put their trust in you. How have you found canvassing? Although I am enthusiastically engaging in the ‘door to door’ duty, likewise I am using my campaign to give the people and our struggles a platform. One of the advantages that a candidate acquires is a public status, and traditionally this is used to boost your own candidacy. However, my approach has been to use such status to emphasize the people and our community. In doing so, I have directed and produced videos for local businesses/markets/youth organisations in an attempt to give them an online presence (as we continue to move forward in a technological perspective). Furthermore, I have taken the same approach with humanity issues in Waterford. For example, ‘The Aftermath of Waterford Crystal’ project which gained unimaginable attention despite the factory closing over five years ago. It reaffirmed the struggle that the former workers continue to face, and not just to Waterford people, but to people all over the country. I believe this is what candidates need to be doing. If they are to be elected, they need to be using their profile to give the people a voice. 4. I think it's impressive that someone can hold such a defiant protest at an iconic site such as the Waterford Crystal regardless of backing or not. what made you do that? Thanks! What makes me do anything? - My passion to witness change (And possibly my young and energetic nature which helped when enduring the rain!) Speaking frankly, that wasn’t something difficult for me, and should not be observed as a challenging venture. We have become too accustomed to the ‘norm’. There are children starving, people suicidal and continued increases in depression cases here in Waterford. However, my decision to stand there alone for twelve hours seems to have been noted as a successful attempt to highlight the pension dispute. If that it was it achieved, then I am very grateful to have done that for those who no longer can - And that was my reason for doing so. 5. I've been a tally-man for a few general and local elections and the atmosphere within places - like the butler community centre- can be a mixture of tense & tragedy! Are you feeling nervous as that climactic day of counting votes comes nearer? I’m feeling more nervous for the community, to be honest. I firmly believe that we will witness a huge change in the upcoming elections with regard to the way the voting will precede. My ward (Tramore/Waterford City West) consists of an astounding 18 candidates, eight of which are Independents. The reality is that each person will be faced with a vast amount of choice. I can only hope that people will make an informed decision prior to the completion of their ballot paper. However, following the devastating result of party politics, I think it is safe to say that Independent candidates will poll well (At least that is the general consensus at this stage). But, it is important to note that people need to study each Independent candidate prudently and make a knowledgeable decision. 6. Do you see this as a possible stepping stone to maybe something bigger, like the next general election? As it stands, my sole purpose is to work with my community. If elected as a local councillor I will be given the opportunity to pursue such. We need someone who will practice an open door policy, someone who will be available to the community at all times. At present, I feel my purpose is to apply the above with the sole intention of inspiring people to unite. I want to boost assurance within our community, offer people hope amidst the grapple and show them they are not inferior. Thus, I believe, the rest will follow suit. Once that is confidently established, then I would hope the people would offer their sentiments with regard my possible running in a general election. But, for now I would hope to execute my duties as a local representative first. 7. I'm guessing you might find a lot of support (like I thing most independents will) at the doorstep as confidence in our Fine Gael-Labour government isn't exactly high! What is your own personal opinion on them? Fine Gael, Labour and Fianna Fail have positioned themselves as the ‘superior’, the ‘elite’, the ‘untouchable’ despite their job description entailing that they practice the complete opposite – that being to represent and work with those who have instilled their trust in them, those being the people of Ireland. It seems they have allowed for greed to blind their sense of reality. And this has caused huge devastation throughout the country. Unfortunately, they have built a wall between the people and themselves and are completely unaware of the affects it has caused. And whether that wall was built purposely for their personal financial gain or not, at this point is no longer significant. People are dying, that is the reality. And if this trend in Government continues, we face a bleak and demoralizing future – that being on a much larger scale than it already stands. 8. Have you enjoyed the experience of standing as a local candidate for a local election so far? What have been the highs ( no need for the lows as it's all positive stuff from here!) It’s been a complete eye opener, in all respects. I too experienced the want to feel like nothing could ever change, as I believed it was the overall outlook for the majority of people in Waterford. But, that is not the case. There are people fighting tirelessly to save our home, and those people are a credit to Waterford. We need that spirit to increase for the want of witnessing change. We need more people to be encouraged, to know their worth, to become aware of their purpose within their community. We know we are the majority but, ‘Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure’. 9. Do you ever see yourself in the future losing the independent tag and joining a political party? I can imagine if that ever happens, and I had said here that it would not – someone, somewhere would have screen shot this. (And if not, they will now!) Realistically, I don’t see that ever happening. I have been approached by several parties in the past weeks, both asking would I join prior to or post the elections. To which I have firmly responded with a no. As it stands, I can’t phantom a beneficial reasoning for doing so – apart from the ‘not having to go it alone’. If I am elected to represent the people, then they are the only individuals I should have to answer too. 10. Finally the 5 words people will ask...can you make a difference? I guess we will have to wait and see! I think my community needs me, not for the person I am or the person I continue to aspire to be – but for the sole purpose of being someone they can relate to, someone they can trust, someone they know will stand up for them and alongside them in whatever they may have to face. Credibly, whether I am an elected representative or not, I am only human. I do not possess any greater power than those who stand beside me, my struggles are not any greater or less than those who I walk adjacent too. We are all equal. The only difference is that I have decided to curb the fear of judgements and the apprehension towards defeat. And that is something I want for each and every individual to flourish in – the freedom of being free.

Sunday, 2 March 2014

League Of Ireland Shield


      GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN - THE LEAGUE OF IRELAND SHIELD 1921-1973

Believe it or not there used to be a football competition unlike any other on the continent that was distinctly Irish.
A competition that could get you into Europe before a ball was kicked in anger in the league. A third choice tournament but contested as fiercely as any of the two cups ranked above them.
The League of Ireland Shield was that competition.
Hailing from our exciting beginnings of independence and continuing throughout the decades until interest and attendance wained, the League of Ireland Shield carried much prestige. Though being ranked as the League of Ireland’s third most important trophy it was still highly thought of, mainly because its roots belong in the very first year of our existence.
Along with the inaugural ten team league and twelve team cup in the League of Ireland’s first year, the Shield was first contested in 1921/22. Shelbourne became the first champions, a title they not only retained in 1922/23 but would win twice more in that first decade (1926 & 1930)
As the league expanded so did the Shield. However the residence of the trophy seemed almost certain never to leave Dublin. Only twice between 1921-1941 did the winners come from outside the capital, and that was the same club! This feat was achieved by Waterford FC in both 1930/31 and 1936/37.
A club as superb and all-conquering as Cork United where always going to take the title (1942/43 & 1947/48) and then the magnificent Drumcondra got in on the act, winning it back to back in 1946 & 47.
Shamrock Rovers even by this stage has collected the Shield on no less than seven occasions and remained (under the moniker of League of Ireland Shield) the most decorated side in the competition.
However when topping your domestic league in the early sixties meant clubs gaining entry to the following seasons Inter-City Fairs Cup it intensified the competition.
Here became an early August appetizer, played out over a dozen games which could get your team travelling abroad before you even began a league campaign.
The Inter Cities Fairs Cup was the UEFA Cup of its day. Competed for first in 1955 and stayed with the same format and named until the arrival of the UEFA Cup.
Dromcondra would be the first Irish side to compete in it in 1962/63, actually beating Odense  6-5 over two legs before losing to Bayern Munich.
The competition was the right type of carrot to dangle to League of Ireland clubs. We still should have this tournament!!!
Drumcondra’s entry to the competition and rubbing the shoulders which such giants wasn’t lost on them – they had qualified by winning the League of Ireland Shield yet finished 7th in the their league campaign.
And the tournament threw up some glamour ties for League of Ireland clubs. The very next season in 1963/64 Rovers narrowly lost out to Valencia. Shelbourne lost out in a mammoth three games session v Portuguese opposition (Belenenses). Drums played Eintracht Frankfurt, St Patricks Athletic locked horns with Bordeaux in ’67 – amazingly scoring four goals, alas conceding twice as much.  Dundalk first entered the tournament via runners up to Waterford FC in the league as Shamrock Rovers won both FAI Cup and League of Ireland Shield (which happened on occasion) and it saw them compete against Utrecht, doing the league proud on their maiden voyage in Inter-Cities Fairs waters with a 3-2 win over both legs before going out to Glasgow Rangers. The Lilywhites return a season later losing to Liverpool.
Cork Hibernians would become the last League of Ireland club to play in Europe via the Inter Cities/ League of Ireland Shield route when they lost out to Valencia in the 1970/71 tournament. Though the domestic Shield ran for a couple more seasons (Cork Hibernians taking that last honour in 1972/73) the UEFA Cup had now taken over in Europe and with it the demise of our League of Ireland Shield – replaced by the League of Ireland League Cup.
Mostly a straight knock out (though several tournaments would start via a round robin Group stage in the seventies and beyond), the League Cup suffered from a third world climate with mass unemployment and a country in hard times.
Decades later the League Cup is still here (or EA Sports Cup to be PC). Still our third most prestigious cup. And still competed for. Where Rovers dominated the Shield, Derry City have taken that mantle and carried it to an all-conquering League Cup campaigns.
Imagine if it had European qualification for the winner.

Now that would be fun!


Sunday, 29 December 2013

Where Do I go From Here?



Most people who use the Just Follow The Floodlights Facebook page will know that in 2011 I penned what I thought was a fairly comprehensive look at League of Ireland clubs past & present. Their history, players , ground....you get the drift! 
Just Follow The Floodlights was in fact just one of the nine books I've written to date. Most of you won't be interested in Exeter City , self-penned novels or Pirate Radio in Ireland but the success of JFTF has made me want to dip my toe into the warm, but at times slightly uncomfortable water.
The Liffey Press publication was nominated for William Hill Sports Book of the Year and went into two reprints. Now I'm not looking to re-write that whole book again (though I wanted to address some mistakes) but I wondered was there room for another League of Ireland book on the bookshelf's around the country.
                                                                So I sat in over the weekend, invited my good friends Jack Daniels, Jim Beam and their cousin Johnny Walker over for a drink and penned as many possible titles as I could - always looking for an original angle ...something that still hasn't been written.
I've penned two books on Waterford United (maybe a third?) so that's open to debate.
Clubs-wise I thought , maybe a definitive history on Monaghan United or Longford Town. I'm amazed nobody has gone down that avenue yet , indeed there is something to be said for Galway FC (or United or Rovers.) and a tome to the Galwegians.
Then a 'League of  Ireland Legends' book tickled my fancy, though picking out one player from each club worthy of 'legend status' - hard to pick really!
Perhaps the most definitive view encompassing more sides would be Gone But Not Forgotten - a working title I'd have for all those clubs at the back of JFTF (Drumcondra, Cork United,Kilkenny City, Kildare County ,St.Francis etc) who have slipped by the wayside.Either way it's hard work !
The possibility of my publisher not doing another sports book is real, so would have to be funded and delivered internally, meaning raising funds and asking people to possibly pledge (though it wouldn't be €20)
                     It's also a book I could finally launch in Dublin or any club/place that would have me.
So I'm here stuck between a rock and a hard place.And you know  I'm sure there are another 638 ideas that have not yet come to print from ideas people had. Indeed I might need help with mine..
If so, I'm all ears......................

Saturday, 28 December 2013

Where Do We Go From Here???



Almost 10 years ago when I decided to write Confessions Of An Exeter City Nut  I didn't think I'd still be here, whoring myself out to the general public almost a decade later.
Of course things have changed. In 2004 my mobile was big and hard enough to rob a bank with. If you were trying to kill me with a machete I guess my Nokia 5110 would have made it an even match! Nobody knew what Bebo meant and Mark Zuckerberg was putting the finishing touches to something called Facebook. 
Since then of course social media has changed the way we live or life's. I'm not interested in Paulo of Peru telling me about his bowel movements as he sits on the bowl 5,000 miles away. I am however curious of the affair that the local butcher had or maybe the fact the Waterford City Council have made another balls-up. If you wanna bitch, moan, groan, stir-shit or let the world know you're happy when we are all miserable then Facebook's the place to go.

So with that I've popped on, somewhere caught between a rock and a hard place.
The rock- being the fact I want to write a book. The hard place - the fact I don't have a subject yet!
The main reason for penning another book is because it would celebrate 10 books in 10 years. That's not something that comes around too much in the literary word. Even the big-shots like Cecilia Ahearne don't write so frequently, and she gets paid five-figure advances.
I took this year off and haven't regretted the time I have to myself . It's been great, however I'm sort of thinking 'Don't write a book until there's a great subject to use"
I jotted down some ideas over the festive period, coming up with about half a dozen subjects, but not knowing how the Waterford (and in some cases national) public would actually take it.
This has never been a problem before as all my subjects are unique in their own way.

Singing The Blues was the first book on Waterford United so it was a no-brainer and I got enough interest for a second Blues publication Blue,White & Dynamite. The first of the new ideas I had is simply called SIX which tells the story of Waterford Fc's six league titles in eight years.
Covered ground - maybe. Potential audience - probably. Mind you there's a fine line between bringing out a third Waterford United book , though my last one was 2007 , almost 7 years ago.
The other one on a Blues perspective was an autobiography on a Waterford player . I won't go into much detail but I've chatted a bit about it to him, but not sure I'll go down that road yet.

Blow It Up Ref  was again unique - as it was the first penned publication on the Waterford Junior League, and sold extremely fast (the launch in the Granville Hotel was the most profitable of all my book launches)
and there maybe something to be said to updating the 2010 publication , bringing out a 2014 version.

 My music book 50/50-A Collection of Waterford Showbands & Artists ,could again be used with a fresh new batch of people, whilst updating some classics, so that's a possible venture. The book was released in November 2008 and gone by Christmas. I still get people asking me for a copy ...and all I have left is one.

I'm happy enough with my two Exeter City books, Confessions of An Exeter City Nut and One Flew Over The Crossbar and as much as I'd like to write another Harry Sack I just don't think I have the strength!

My Liffey Press book Just Follow The Floodlights gave me a bit on national acclaim. It was nominated for William Hill Irish Sports Book of the Year  went into two re-prints and got solid reviews everywhere. The idea I had on a national scale is called Gone But Not Forgotten which would take in  the history of almost 20 ex-League of Ireland Clubs sadly gone. There is a market, but if not using a national publisher (I would have to pitch it out) then it means a bit more funding then usual and i'd have to get backing.

I loved writing Radio Blaa Blaa . It sold out in record speed (5 weeks) and the launch was probably my favourite of all 9. IF I could do a follow-up book from a different angle I'd do it in the morning.
Answers on a postcard please.

The last idea in my mind for a while was a publication based on the Waterford Factory & Pubs League, however I don't have good access to good standard pictures. Finding the winner of each year will be extremely hard (I know this from gets the league winners for Blow It Up Ref - as there was no records) and the shape/format of the book would require he sinking back a few Jack Daniels!

Speaking of JD , I'm off for one in a mo.

I'm putting this on the blog/website as to try get some feedback or even a new idea ( though I can't use 'Who's The Bastard In The Black' as a Twitter follower wanted me to do on the local Junior League refs!)

I guess I'm just putting it hear to get some feedback. Any opinion is worthy of thought.









Saturday, 28 September 2013


                                                 ATHLONE AGAIN ...NATURALLY?  


First off, congrats to Athlone Town and their supporters on their promotion to the League of Ireland Premier Division – their first in 17 years. As Sam Cooke once gloriously sang:

“It’s been long time coming, but I know, change goin’ come”

It was a fitting new chapter of the oldest club in the league, with a history spanning 126 years of joy, pain, and the odd bit of depression behind them. For many the golden era of the club came under Turlough O’Connor in the early eighties when the Midlanders dominated everything. Indeed during a purple patch of 4 years between 1979-83, Town won the League of Ireland Championship twice, as well as three League of Ireland League Cups. In doing so O’Connor’s side managed to emulate a dominant Dundalk side under the helm of Jim McLaughlin, and challenged anything the capital could muster in way of competition. St Mel’s was the temple on which Town fans worshipped and many clubs got turned over when the made a visit Westmeath way.
It would have been asking a lot for that level of success to continue, ironically O’Connor would move to manage Dundalk in 1985, and when the club experienced relegation for the first time in its history in 1987 ( they came straight back up) the attendances obviously dipped. Once more it was obvious St. Mel’s needed improvements. In the Eighties most clubs will probably admit there was a half hearted attempt to repairing their homestead, partly because of funds. When you think of it Tolka Park was heralded as a breakthrough for Irish stadia when it became our first ever all-seated stadium in the early nineties ....it took us over 70 years to achieve such a feat.
The long period outside of top tier football for Athlone Town wasn’t exclusive to the club. Only last year Limerick FC shook off the shackles which had tied them to the First Division for almost 20 long years, and Monaghan United can tell a story or two about the graveyard of Irish football that is the League of Ireland First Division.

 And when you see that over 2,000 came to Lissywoolen last night to see the club’s first promotion since 1996 you wonder who it was more rewarding for? The fans who last rejoice in success, possibly under Turlough O’Connor or somewhere in-between or the couple of hundred die-hards who have been there and seen it all. Rain or shine, sun or storm, week in-week out and probably shed a tear of emotion.
Because there will always be die-hards.

On visiting Lissywoolen for ‘Just Follow The Floodlights’ in 2011 I came across a struggling Athlone Town side taking on a Monaghan United team (managed by Collins) and on their way to promotion. The attendance might just have topped 300, a fact put down as much to a boisterous travelling crowd supporting as to the home fans.
Not that Athlone’s predicament was any different to almost any other clubs in that division, indeed Monaghan United would be the first to admit that when they did start life in the Premier Division, fans still wouldn’t folk to the Gortakeegan outfit. I chatted at length downstairs under the ground (I loved the set-up, soup & sandwiches mixing with fan programmes & memorabilia) and the mid-table annoyminuty had sent people running for the exit.
“It’s a Catch 22 situation really. Some fans didn’t like the idea of leaving St Mel’s but most of them didn’t bother with that ground when we got anchored in this league. They turned out for the last game there in 2006 and came to watch us start here in 2007, but you can see for yourself” said one fan.

Some may say it’s indicative of regional clubs whose success is sporadic however the current attendance crisis at, say, Dalymount means this isn’t the case. Bohemian’s illustrious history and success is undeniable but also is the fact fans sadly have stayed away of recent. Still a Premier Division club not to have been relegated ever in their history (St Pat’s hold the same record) you wonder will it take a promotion/relegation play-off to bring them back, or will some reminisce about the good times if the club do drop a division.
Waterford United, a club with a diehard fan base, like many, totalling a few hundred also have the millstone of a decorated past , and still fans stay away...until an Athlone like resurrection and subsequent promotion brings more through the turnstiles.

Of course the bank balance will improve significantly for Athlone Town. And this is were its crucial. The club need the people to STAY along. Even if for the magic carpet ride of this first seasion so they can find a base.
It remains to be seen if sunshine supporter Steve or diehard Dave will be treated equally as paying customers. Are the guys you haven’t seen at the ground in 20 years as bad as a ‘barstooler?’
He will be quick to point out he possibly supported the same team as a younger man through times just as hard..

It’s why I posted this blog, basically wondering I suppose how you feel about it?