The World According To Harry Sack
“ If you think nobody cares about you, try missing some payments"
Money can’t buy
your love, but it can rent you a very close imitation”
“Change is inevitable ...... except
from vending machines”
“A clear
conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
“There are 3
types of people; those who can count and those who can't".
“Sarcasm is the
lowest form of humour, but it’s still very funny”
“People who say “I’m
beside myself” are often liars. With the notable
exception of time travellers and Siamese twins”.
“If you start out
depressed, everything else is a pleasant surprise “
“Hell hath no
fury, like a woman’s lawyer scorned”
“Always borrow money from pessimists ,
they don’t expect it back “
“Anyone who
thinks the art of conversation is dead, should try tell a child
to go to bed”
“Make it idiot
proof and someone will make a better idiot”
“You
can make any lie believable by beginning with the words “In America.”
“Under no
circumstances should two men ever share the same umbrella “
"Never trust a man with a comb-over. If he's lying to himself he's likely to lie to you"
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